I don't think brook has ever known best
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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