one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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