Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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