Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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