Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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