you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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