Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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