I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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