Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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