i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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