dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Help. Why am I so naked?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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