he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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