Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize