You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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