I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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