I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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