The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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