She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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