i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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