I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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