I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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