your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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