Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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