hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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