She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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