i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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