that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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