Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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