Well apparently he's into motor boating.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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