JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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