There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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