I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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