I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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