i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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