alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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