I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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