I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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