I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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