I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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