i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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