So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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