I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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