the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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