Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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