Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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