There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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