Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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