I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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