READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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