this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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